It has come out that the Mormon church has yet again baptized Anne Frank after promising not to since it is horribly offensive and dumb.
Here’s their thought process as I see it. They baptized her, then did a take-back after Jews and Decent People raised a stink. Then they worried that God kicked Ms. Frank out of heaven since she was only a Mormon for a few years. They then colluded in private because if no one knows except a few Mormons, God lets you into heaven for eternity. It actually has nothing to do with how you conducted yourself as a human being on Earth, not even if you were a pleasant teenager killed by Nazis, just whether or not a Mormon you never met dipped themselves in water for you.
You have to wonder who would want to worship such a deity.
PS – Yes, that is Mitt’s dog.”