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Just Say No

CNN:
"If I say, 'No, I'm not attracted to young boys,' that's not the truth," he said, according to a story published Saturday. "Because I'm attracted to young people -- boys, girls -- I ..." His lawyer, who was present at the interview, spoke up at that point to note that Sandusky is "not sexually" attracted to them. "Right. I enjoy, that's what I was trying to say, I enjoy spending time with young people. I enjoy spending time with people," Sandusky continued.
If the answer to the question "are you attracted to young boys?" is longer than one syllable and involves a lawyer interrupting you, then you have inadvertently answered it very well.
12.04.2011 |



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