In another meaningless corporate environmental awareness campaign, Budweiser is urging people not to shave for a few weeks, thus saving a million gallons of water. It’s the main ingredient in their beer, as you may have tasted. Noticeably, this campaign places no burden on Bud whatsoever. If they were really concerned about saving millions of gallons of water they could dissolve their crappy company.
Wednesday: Rapture Delay