Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule

Don’t Grope Me, Bro



Government agents are groping us and molesting our children. Obama, once again a mile behind the public and unable to relate, robotically assures us he gets it” while actually being in a position to, you know, do something about it. Even conservatives who personally volunteered their colons for inspection during the Bush years are second guessing the security state they’ve cheered on for a decade. Everyone is wondering if we can just go back to doing this to Muslims only, please.

Personally, I’d rather live with the risks of terrorism than be inconvenienced and violated like this. Statistically there isn’t much of a need to worry and if someone in the seat next to me tries to light their shoe on fire, I guess I get be on CNN that day. One way or the other.

If you are flying for the holiday I wish you a hassle-free experience. If you opt for the body scanner, I hope the radiation is as low as they claim and the inevitable naked pictures leaked to the internet by an incompetent and/or perverted TSA agent won’t be yours.

Here’s a TSA comic I drew around the time of the underwear bomber. I have three comics coming out this week so check back here on your smart phone if you need a break form the relatives.

11.22.2010 |


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