Matt Bors
Comics, Politics & Ridicule


Marriage is simply a new legal status for people interested in entering a monogamous misery pact with one another. The only reason gay people can’t do it is the fact that many folks find two wieners touching to be icky. Maybe gays should incorporate. The Supreme Court would give them more rights. (Alito mouths “Not true.”)

Wednesday: Running For The Hills!

02.01.2010 |


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