Bors Blog

Even a stopped clock…

Family Guy makes fun of editorial cartooning.

The recession is officially over…

You may not have officially noticed.

Friday: Polanski channels Obama

Don’t forget Slinky

If Hollywood is set to make Battleship and Candy Land into movies then Inchworm really isn’t that far off.

Cry me a river

While researching yesterday’s cartoon (i.e. procrastinating) I came across this video from some reality show where a hermaphrodite was a contestant. Check out the pleasant things the judges have to say.

Did they read it?

Lloyd Dangle points out a controversy over a Keith Knight cartoon that reveals a startling lack reading comprehension in our schools.

God’s word

Evangelicals always get upset when an edition of the Bible gets updated with more “PC” language. Maybe it’s god’s will.

Illustration Friday

A salon claims to be kid friendly, but gives you the stink eye when you bring one in.

This guy was frustrated about waiting ten minutes for a table and stormed out swearing one moment before they called him.

Mulligan Program

How could our involvement in Afghanistan get worse? By propping up an illegitimate president that Afghans hate with our blood and treasure!

ACORN reforms itself!

ACORN should lose its paltry federal funding. If your employees are dumb enough to answer those questions the way they did you forfeit your seriousness as an organization. The right has been out to destroy them and they were hiring inept morons willing to help pimps exploit young girls. Totally not in keeping with the whole “helping the poor and downtrodden” thing.

The funny thing is how important ACORN is to conservatives. I’m pretty sure it’s one of the top Communist cells in Obama’s Secret Agenda that Glenn Beck made up in his head. To others it does boring grunt work involving poor people that they never heard about until this year. Any chance of getting that idiotic fake pimp over to Iraq to ask questions of Blackwater employees? Apparently, that’s the only way Congress will pull their funding.

Adding: An interesting development brought to my attention by August.

Friday: Karzai gets a Mulligan

Safe, Legal and Public

This is a new one. There’s no “Modest Proposal” tone to her voice. She is serious.

So to review: don’t force Americans to pay for abortions with tax money but force them to have abortions between the food carts and the swing set.

Voice Overs

I’ve done some voices for Ted Rall’s animated political cartoons recently. I’m the Sub-Mariner in his latest and a BlackWater thug in a previous one.

Fetus Funding

Abortion opponents always argue they shouldn’t be forced to pay for something they find morally objectionable while not extending the same courtesy to others with the pet peeves they hysterically wave signs about. There’s a bipartisan consensus on this for some reason.

I’d really like my hip replacement proposal put into Max Baucus’ crappy bill. Throw the left some red meat! It shouldn’t be a worry anyway, since that old racist is a mythical creature according to apologists for the crazed opposition to Obama. I guess people who call the president an “Indonesian Muslim turned welfare thug” are simply worried about the deficit neutrality of the bill.

I should have worked in a fetus somewhere. They are always fun to draw.

Wednesday: ACORN gets militant!