Mailbag Douchebags
Let's reach into the mailbag and answer some questions from fans!
Earl:
Tom T:
Earl:
You are totally full of shit, are you on Al Qaida's payroll?I am not, although I'd probably make more if I was. I don't think terror is doing nearly as bad as the newspaper industry. I also bathe frequently and they have a clause in their contracts against that.
Tom T:
I would like to point out to you that your 11-24 strip is just the kind of "hate" mongfering[sic] you so often lampoon...I would like to know what your beliefs are about God and Jesus Christ, they are obviously faulty.Tom, I'm super Jesus-y. Not only do I hate hate, but I want to help the poor get a leg up on them 'ol money changers. Many believers may not know this, but Focus on the Family is never mentioned once in the New Testament.
Just to clarify what I am saying, "Ye must be born again".
posted by Matt Bors at
8:43 PM
3 Comments:
Summary: Clearly, Jesus would say that you are totally full of shit... and a hate mongferer...
(BTW, does al Qaeda hire cartoonists? You'd think they wouldn't like us very much, after the whole Danish thing...)
Whaaaaaaaat a frieeeend we have in Jeeeeeeeesus....
Your beliefs are so faulty they don't even exist!
Actually, your fondness for bathing is part of your toon-terrurrist ways!
Christian crusaders were much perplexed and mystified by all the cleanliness and hygiene in the Muslim lands and brought many of those habits home with them.
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